Yesterday a ticket inspector got on the bus at Garden City. The bus driver waited while he walked down the aisle checking tickets and smartriders and passes. He finally called to the driver, "Don't wait for me, mate. I'll just get off down the road."
A young girl said to him, "But how will you get back to Garden City? Will you walk?"
"Nah, I'll just hop on another bus," he said.
A woman at the back of the bus raised a guffaw when she called out, "Well I hope you've got a ticket."