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Canned Ham is off for a week's holiday in Broome.

We have a whiteboard in our reception area with all our names on it and a tick next to each name showing whether we are in or out. When I was on holidays New Girl drew a beret, a croissant and the Eiffel Tower next to my name, and she has done similar pictures for others. She told the Ham that she was going to draw a picture of her in a bikini for while she was away.

"That's great!" said the Ham. "And just so you get it right, bear in mind that I had my firebreaks done yesterday."