The Burp has always been boldly blonde, but she emailed me today with the following news:
I now have BROWN hair...hope you recognise me. I think The Rooster thinks he is having an affair with another woman.
Has The Rooster noticed how extraordinarily similar to you this woman with whom he's having the affair is? She even lives in the same house, and the kids call her "mum". If it wasn't for that brown hair...