We were watching Gardening Australia on Saturday night when an item came on about an ex-football player who is now a bonsai enthusiast. He has taken to miniaturising Australian natives*.
Grumpy said, "If he creates a bonsai out of a native plant, would that make it a bonza?"
Ford has a new television ad in which it boasts that it has a new range of German-engineered cars designed to be as different as the many different types of people out there.
"You know," said Grumpy, "when I think about embracing the great variety that is humanity, I don't automatically think of Germany."
*Not what you may first think. Read on!