Early in the evening, when The Burp had only had one glass of wine, a woman came over to say hello.
"Oh hellooooo!" said The Burp, like she was greeting a long-lost friend.
We watched on for a couple of minutes while they enthusiastically exchanged pleasantries and had a little laugh about someone at the school.
After she'd walked away The Burp motioned for us all to lean in. "Someone please tell me you know who she is."