She claims, "You know, compared to diet Coke!"

The Burp and The Rooster were in town attending to some business so they decided to meet me for lunch. The Burp ordered a bottle of lemon-flavoured water to have with her food. She'd nearly finished her meal and she picked up the bottle, which was now only about a quarter full, and said, "That water with lemon isn't too bad. I could drink that."