HB: So this affair [supposedly being had by a well-known local citizen], is it just scuttlebutt or is there proof?
G: Oh there's proof alright. His husband...er, I mean, her wife...no, no, his wife...no, wait, I'll get this in a second...her husband....
HB: God you tell a compelling story.
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G: Howzabout I make a spag bol tonight?
HB: Great!
G: Do we have everything?
HB: We sure do.
G: Garlic? Onions?
HB: Got that. Got it all!
G: What about mince?
HB: No we need that.
G: Tomatoes?
HB: Dunno.
G: Pasta?
HB: Hmmmm.
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