12 March 2007

Stab My Eyes Out (Please)

Listen to the currency of those words. (1)

We can run a lens over that conversation.

Hear the wisdom in that value proposition. (2)

We're moving intently around it but now it's time to start putting down some clarity statements.

I always use those two cleansers to prioritise work.

They're all just balloons: no one's put a dart in them. (3)

What are the learnings from this? (4)

We don't want silo solutions. (5)

How does this help us properly strategise going forward?



(1) I don't even understand what that means.
(2) Kill me now.
(3) No, they're not balloons, they're ideas. Or even suggestions.
(4) Learning is not a noun! Learnings is not a word!
(5) No we don't. Particularly since we don't work in agriculture.

5 comments:

Philosophical Karen said...

Which cleansers are best for prioritizing? Baking soda and vinegar, perhaps? So you can see what bubbles up to the surface?

Lonie Polony said...

Oh no, really? I shall never complain about my workplace buzzwords again. (Not for a few days anyway)

Mary Bennet said...

"Cleansers" not "lenses"??? Haven't heard that one. It might make sense if the cleanser tell you which ones stay dirty after a superficial clean.

"Learnings" is very in at the moment. I replace it with "lessons" whenever it's within my power to do so.

Spud Mack said...

I do love a good bit of work terminology. In fact, I just had some silo issues the other day. You will all be happy to know that we have now resolved it.

Anonymous said...

I can see the person saying these things in my mind's eye and WAIT! Wait a SEC! I AM Putting Darts in her balloons!!! She's totally wrong---I really AM!!!! Stab STAB STAB!!!!!

I eye roll waaaaaaayyyyy too much for this kind of "clarity statements".