The Burp has a joke that she knows when The Rooster is planning on a little, er, congress of the bee because he will be clean-shaven.
The Rooster has been working fly-in fly-out jobs on the mines and was flying in from his latest stint on Friday night. On Friday morning, Machiavelli, who is but six-and-a-half years old, said to his mother, "When Daddy gets home, he'll have a shave."
The Burp looked at him in horror. "Why did you say that?" she asked.
Machiavelli looked puzzled. "Because he never shaves while he's away? And he'll need one?"
The Burp was relieved that the kid was only speaking literally. Or was he???
2 comments:
Congress of the bee? I haven't heard IT called that before....
HB: any chance that you wrote this Stallone-vehicle script: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078056/
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