I ventured to the GPO today to send a couple of parcels off. I stood in line forever, obsessively watching a man a few places in front of me eating with his mouth open and trying to give him the benefit of the doubt - you know, maybe he had some jaw troubles that prevented him from closing his mouth like a civilised human being* - and eventually concluding he was just a well-dressed yob.
If anyone thinks that 2007 might be about hazelblackberry learning to tolerate others: suffer in yer collective jocks, babies.
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Tolerance? For unkempt chomping? What would Hyacinth Bucket say?
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