29 July 2006

I Want To Be Effluent, Mum

We have holes dug in our yard that house the on-off taps for our sprinklers. Violet Crumbleruff has taken to pooing in them. Grumpy is aghast.

"Well, that's going to be just lovely when I have to reach down in there come summertime."

"See it from her point of view," I told him. "To her it's just a long drop toilet."

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