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Yesterday I was bumbling round at home when the phone rang. I answered it and after a pause a male voice, a voice I didn't recognise, said very slowly and clearly, "Alcoholic drinks."

Naturally enough I answered, "What are you on about?" And after another short pause the person hung up.

We don't have caller ID so I couldn't ring back and get closure on that anecdote.

But the call did remind me that I haven't had a blinder in years. I rushed straight down to the local pub and knocked back forty vodkas. When I staggered home I found Grumpy sitting in the kitchen in a fetching little frilly apron, sobbing over the dinner, which was burnt. I can't stand all that nagging and whining so I gave him a black eye and went to bed.

This morning I was very sorry and bought him a bunch of flowers and promised to change. And this time I mean it; I really do.