A few days ago I was staring at the computer, as I often do, captivated by some particularly dull piece of work, as I too often am. Suddenly there was a great storm of activity just outside my office and our chairman, Bo Peep, came rushing in from nowhere to congratulate me on my promotion (it's truly no big deal).
I sat there dazed as she threw her arms around me and gave me a big kiss. "Well done, darls! It couldn't have gone to a better person." And then in a whirl of couture clothing and really expensive, shimmering stockings she was gone.
When I finally regained my composure, I looked at my screen and thought, "Thank God I wasn't blogging."
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