Yea verily, now is the winter - but firstly, autumn - of hazelblackberry's discontent.
Because bloody Big Brother is back on our TV screens. How I loathe Big Brother and how I loathe Channel 10 for letting it run on and on when Law & Order is supposed to have started like 15 minutes ago.
Though it is kind of fascinating to watch Gretel Killeen slowly succumb to the growing army of Y chromosomes invading her body.
But here's the catch. I'm a sucker for advertising so when they talked about how "there's a secret" and "a world first" well, I just had to know. Am I not mere flesh and blood? Luckily The Burp is a BB devotee so I don't actually have to endure watching the show to find out what's going on. Instead I ring her up, rant and rave for five minutes about how much I HATE it and then ask, real casual and a bit sneery, "And what's all this crap about secrets and world firsts? I mean give me a break", and then I just sit back and let The Burp bring Big Brother to me.
Only after she reads this she might feel a tad resentful about it.
2 comments:
This made me laugh, we all have our guilty pleasures that bind us in lovehate relationships. Here's hoping you aren't in too much trouble!
Well what was the secret? I have to live vicariously you know, so don't leave me in suspense too long.
re the disabled sound byte; but what if you're deaf?
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