13 February 2006

So 1986

So I was visiting A Friend on the weekend. This Friend has been enjoying a bit of a flirtation with A Gentlemen and she was filling me in on the latest shenanigans. They had both shown up at the same meeting and he offered to walk her back to her car, where Things Happened. In a car. In a multi-storey carpark, right near the lifts.

I was accused of being mean following this conversation about the Things that Happened:

HB: "Well what kind of things?"
AF: "You know, things. Just things....Hmm, pretty serious things, actually."
HB: "My god, did you actually have sex in your car??"
AF: "Well, not what I'd call full-on sex, no."
HB: "Oh, yeah, thanks for the clarification, Bill Clinton!"

2 comments:

Philosophical Karen said...

Just another one of those things that make you go, "Hmmmm."

Grump Les Tiltskin said...

I wonder who gave her those BVDs?