27 December 2005

I'll Have the Number 26

My uncle, Raffles, and his wife have got their girls three ducks.

"Do they have names?" I asked my aunt.
"Well, the girls have names for them but I call them something different."
"Oh yes?"
"Yes, the girls call them Charles, Laura and Lily."
"And you?"
"I call them Peking Duck."

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