12 December 2005

I am the very model of a modern major-general.

Yesterday I bought a book called "Everybody Poos" for Grumpy's niece, The Brigadier.

It so reminded us of REM, for one reason or another, that we spent the evening intermittently bursting into song: "Everybody poos...sometimes."

2 comments:

The Burp said...

Went to the zoo today with the kids.
All I could think about was your book HB. And everywhere I turned was poo, poo, poo.

Did you know that a tortoise poos as slowly as it walks?
Did you know that the Rhinos all poo in one spot, thus creating a big mound of poo.
Did you know the Elephant enclosure has a "Dingo" machine to go around and clean up the poo?

Fascinating.......

pseudostoops said...

you should see the sequel: "the gas we pass." i'm not kidding.