07 November 2005

On account of he was always cutting capers.

A tombstone in Coolgardie cemetery: "He has inherited the vasty halls of death."

Grumpy says he'd like his epitaph to be, "I was born and bred in the briar patch." Now that we've got that sorted out, I needn't waste any time in killing him. I know I've got a tar-baby around here somewhere...

3 comments:

Quirkie said...

I like Spike Milligan's, "I told you I was sick."

Incidentally, I suppose the freudian implications of Grumpy's epitaph have not gone unnoticed, Ms Blackberry?

hazelblackberry said...

The implications had indeed gone unnoticed. How I wish they had stayed that way.

Philosophical Karen said...

Reading this blog is better than listening to Spike Milligan.