The other day Grumpy and I were driving along behind a car that had two stickers on the back of it. One sticker was of a staff with a serpent wrapped around it and the other was of a very buxom and naked - and fake - woman in a crouching position (her arms fortuitously placed in front of her).
"Good Lord," I said. "What an odd combination. Perhaps he's a porn doctor?"
"Yeah," said Grumpy. "That, or a gynaecologist."