At this point the analogy breaks down.

Sitting here thinking, "What can I write about today?"

Then, "I know, I'll call K." (I owed her a call anyway.)

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HB: "Hello! Sorry I didn't call you back on the weekend. I was in and out the whole time like...you know...something that's always in and out."
K: "Like a Jack-in-the-box. They're always going in and out."
HB: "Hmm, yes."
K: "Or a turtle's head."
HB: ""
K: "Like a turtle always popping its head in and out of its shell, not sure if it wants to come out."
HB: ""
K: "An ambivalent turtle."
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And, voila, blog content!*


*I didn't say it was interesting content.