Priorities

The Burp's little boy, Cleary, wanted to carry my camera around. This was fine by me. I asked him not to run with it, and he didn't. Which is more than I can say for many of the demon spawn related to me who expect favours. I did feel a trifle anxious when he would back himself away from a photo opportunity and come perilously close to an edge.

The Burp looked at me eventually and said, "So, hb, if he does take a tumble, what are you going to try to save first?"