The Siren Song of Greensleeves

While Carrington and I were talking about Mr Whippy, I mentioned that Grumpy has been known to hunt down Mr Whippy vans for me just so that I may indulge in a strawberry nut sundae. Carrington said that her husband, Mr Rooms, would never do such a thing and a few of the girls sighed and said, of Grumpy, "He must really love you." Then I told them all about how Grumpy doesn't like very many vegetables, but the ones he does are strange, like chargrilled, marinated eggplant, and we all agreed that men are idiots and why do we waste our time with them. Tch!