The News Spread Like Wildfire*

I don't think I can handle reading one more article where Tom Caligula Cruise enthusiastically describes Katie Holmes as "magnificent".

(The simple solution would be to read no more articles on the subject but the horror genre is, like, soooo compelling?)

I'm waiting for him to invite onlookers to groom her lovely mane, or inspect her teeth, or admire a sturdy fetlock.

Maybe I'm just bitter. She certainly does have a glossy coat.


*I say, that's a joke, boy!