Ooops, Another Child Got Hit

So I was thinking about the collected works of Ice-T and I feel that Mr -T's attitude to life can be summed up by one of two responses (each accompanied by a shrug).

Either:

"Shit was fly."

Or:

"I can't say the shit was really that fly."

Unless he's talking to Detective Munch, in which case you can add the following to his repertoire:

"You share eye drops, you get pink eye."

What the hell is pink eye? Conjunctivitis?