My father doesn’t believe in things like ‘self esteem’.

Bloody Ern & Bezley popped round last night and I thought I’d better take the chance to remind old BE that he was going to put up some bathroom hooks for us.

“Daddy Waddy Woo Woos,” I began.

“Yes, yes,” he said.

“Yes, yes what?”

“Yes, yes, I’ll get your bloody hooks up for you.”

“You read her mind,” said Grumpy.

“Cobber, it was a very short story.”