And that is next Christmas - this Christmas? - to take more photos of paedophile Santas. You know the ones I mean: the big dummies stuck outside shops and stores everywhere that are supposed to look hearty & welcoming but instead look like leering kiddie-fiddlers, one eye permanently half-shut in a monsterish wink and both orbs seemingly encrusted with something disgusting that can only be acquired through a life of leching on to the under-aged.
I see them everywhere. Don't you?
No wonder kids scream when they're expected to sit on Father Christmas's knee. They're much more perceptive than you think. Kids, hey?!
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