19 November 2004

Crack Up

So there's this guy, right? And he wears a suit into his work but when he gets into work he invariably takes his suit jacket off. So he gets round his office in his shirt and duds.

Here's the thing: this guy? He's a big guy. And maybe he has a bit of trouble hitching his trousers all the way up? So they're kind of like hipsters. And it might be that when someone is walking behind him they notice that his...er...cleavage rises above the line of his hipsters.

Fortunately, he's wearing a shirt. Unfortunately, a person might also notice that his shirt kind of tucks into that top bit of his cleavage a little. You might notice that it sort of...gets caught.

Which might make you wonder about his laundry requirements. Well, just try banishing that thought.

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