21 October 2004

You Are the Weakest Link

I've just got off the phone to a rather hoity toity young miss at Kraft, who happily informed me that, no, they don't make Coffee Scrolls any more because when Kraft - trading as Nabisco - took over Lanes, they deleted - deleted - Lanes' sweet biscuits line.

Just like that. She was quite chirpy about it. Like they'd finally got rid of that nasty block in the sewerage in Building B, and weren't they proud of themselves.

Well, Miss Nabisco Missy, I'll be deleting - deleting - Chips Ahoy and anything else* with your company's wretched brand on it from all future shopping lists. That'll fix you.

(*Except Vegemite. Dammit.)

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